We've all been in Hypersleep for a few weeks, but it's now time for us to emerge from our pods, grasp the cigar by the horns and review A L I E N S.

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Yes, we know we were meant to be doing "Aliens", this week, but Mr Chris has had to complete some community service work and couldn't attend. Rather than review "Aliens", without him, Mr Pete and Mr Paul decided that we would drop a recent film into the pit of Pharos and review "The Cabin in the Woods". News and feedback are covered first, so listeners who haven't seen the film can switch off before the SPOILERS begin.

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No podcast next week, as we're all out on a jolly. In two week's time "Aliens", and after that, Hammer Horror.

This week, well, it's a long one. It was Mr. Pete's birthday and he chose to review "Blade Runner". This was foolish, because given half a chance, we will talk about that film for hours. So, here is us talking the hell out of "Blade Runner".

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Next week, in a change to plans, a review of "The Cabin in the Woods". The week after, we'll be looking at "Aliens". Get your feedback in for those. Brent and David, your feedback was cut for time, but we will read it next week.

The secret word this week is: Spinner.

This week, it's a shambles! The three intrepid Projecteers were desperate to get out for a booze up and one of them hadn't watched the story. Still, they do their best to review "The Daemons". 

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The secret word this week is: Moonlighting.

It's movie week! Because it's also Mr Chris' birthday, he got to choose the movie we would discuss. His selection, "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension". Join us, as we attempt to unravel the conundrum of a film that makes no sense, but people still love.

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The secret word this week is: Watermelon

This week, the Projecteers bid farewell to the ninth Doctor as they review "Bad Wolf/The Parting of the Ways". Also, important information on how to relieve yourself Doctor Who style, how to cheat your way out of a satsuma and reaction to some aggressive knitware casting.

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The secret word this week is: Piddle

This week, we bring you a report on the first official Doctor Who convention. Featuring a press room Q&A with Caroline Skinner, Arthur Darvill, Karen Gillan and Matt Smith.

This could be tricky. Thanks to our big sister (whether she likes it or not) Nancy from The Happiness Patrol, the intrepid Projecteers had to watch "The Creature From the Pit". Anyone who has seen this story knows that it's choc a block with dodgy sexual innuendo that, in our hands, could mean a gigantic leap in filth levels to rival the unreleased Chocolate Turkey Special. Combine this, with the absence of Mr Chris and this episode could have gone to a very dark place, very quickly. We hope that we held back enough, so as not to warp anyone or cause any excessive bleeding from the ears. So, it's with hopes that this only results in the bare minimum of blood loss, we present to you our review of what can only be described as a true cock and bull story.

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On your own heads be it.

This week, the Projecteers look at 1979's TV mini-series adaptation of "Salem's Lot". Also included, but completely unrelated, is an interview with Blake's 7 and Hammer actress Jaqueline Pearce. Yup, Servalan herself.

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This week, the Projecteers examine Jon Pertwee's debut story as the Doctor "Spearhead from Space". We say examine, but all they really do is get drunk and go off topic. As usual then.

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