Doctor Who: The Pharos Project Podcast (podcasts)
Guerrilla podcasting in a pseudo New Wave Punk Revivalist old-school photocopied ransom note fanzine stylee. Or a clutch of Whovians getting tanked up and whittering about kids TV when they can get themselves organised. Take your pick. WARNING: Contains fruity language.

This week. Nardole sticks his hand somewhere he really shouldn't, Bill gets cock blocked by the pontiff and the Doctor considers a subscription to Audible.

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Direct download: Pharos_Project_215__The_Parochial_Network.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:25pm EDT

This week. One of Bill's costumes finally tries to kill her, Nardole lets slip that he copped off with the short one from Scooby-Doo and the Doctor is blinded by the requirements of the next episode. Take a deep breath, it's our review of "Oxygen".

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Direct download: Pharos_Project_214__Con_Air.mp3
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This week. Bill gets new digs, The Doctor forgets how the sonic screwdriver works and everyone is under threat from David Suchet's knockers. It's our review of "Knock Knock".

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Direct download: Pharos_Project_213__Woodfellas.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:02pm EDT

Reassuringly late, it's our review of "Thin Ice". 

Direct download: Pharos_Project_212__Orphan_Snack.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:58pm EDT

Continuing our tradition of giving you last week's show this week, we present our review of "Smile". Still some technicals. but they are less than before. 

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Direct download: Pharos_Project_211__Gone_With_the_Grinned.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:15pm EDT

Pharos Project 209: Altered Skates

This week, we watch Mel Brooks attempt to polish a turd as we watch "Solarbabies".

Direct download: Pharos_Project_209__Altered_Skates.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:33pm EDT

Pharos Project 208: Quantum Ypres

In this episode we look at that there Biggles movie from 1986. We don't know why. Also, we become members of the aristocracy.

Direct download: Pharos_Project_208__Quantum_Ypres.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:23am EDT

Pharos Project 207: The Beast With Six Fingers

We're back! Half cut and half arsed as ever.

This week we watched "The Princess Bride", which is a film.

Direct download: Pharos_Project_207__The_Beast_With_Six_Fingers.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:31pm EDT

Pharos Project 206: Fear and Probing in Las Vegas

This week. We delve backwards through time to a point when 50 year old men could easily pull much younger women. Coincidentally, a time when most TV was written by 50 year old men. Yes it's 1972, and we're watching movie of the week "The Night Stalker".

Also, it's our 6th anniversary. We don't mention it.


Direct download: Pharos_Project_206__Fear_and_Probing_in_Las_Vegas.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Pharos Project 205: Inspectre Gadgets

This year, we decide to do some bonding. Then totally forget that as we argue like buggery over the last Bond film Spectre.


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Direct download: Pharos_Project_205__Inspectre_Gadgets.m4a
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:23pm EDT