It's the Pharos Project Christmas booze up!

This week,

We prove once and for all that some dogs are indeed only for Christmas as we look at 1st episode of the new K-9 series.

There are present givings, part poppers and cracker pullings and Barry Manilow delivers some fun Pharos Project facts.

Congratulations to Chris from Radio Free Skaro and "friend of the show", David Perry for being the only people to get last time's secret word correct. This time, please include the word "dangleberry" in any feedback.

P.S. A dog is not really just for Christmas and anyone found to be abandoning animals will have us to answer to.

We're back! 

Once more the Projecteers have gathered to get drunk, take the piss out of each other and sometimes talk about Doctor Who.

This week we get stuck into "The Monster of Peladon", draw another DVD from Manilow's bag, have a load of feedback to read and, in a curious move, discuss this week's Who related episode of Corrie.

We're using a new mike for this show and the audio is a little hissy. This is because we're idiots and had the gain up too high, so apologies for that. Why am i telling you this anyway? Nobody actually reads this guff. Prove me wrong, if you send some feedback (pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk) include the word "clinker" somewhere in the email. 

It's time for some good nu Who as we tackle "The Unquiet Dead".

We would love to have some more feedback at pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

Includes a promo for the Tin Dog podcast, listen to it, its un-poo.

The Projecteers tackle the almost universally hated "Timelash".

A new feature in created in "Our Balls".

News is presented for the first time with a correctly played kazoo.

It's just a big argument disguised as a podcast.

Send feedback to pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

Especially Mp3 as it means less work for us.

We done watching and talking!

The Three Projecteers present a commentary on the 1st season Torchwood episode "Cyberwoman". An episode specifically designed to excite the hidden pervert in us all.

Warning: This podcast contains the phrase "robotic humper".

It's the Halloween Special.

The team take a look at the wonderful "Brain of Morbius", the Frankenstein story as viewed through the filter of Doctor Who.

Paul gets a new nickname (which has a completely innocent origin despite what it sounds like you dirty sod).

Barry Manilow delivers the contents of his evil sack.

All in all, the usual mix of banter, name calling and off topic discussions.

Happy Halloween everybody and remember, please don't have nightmares.

The projecteers investigate what happens at "The End of the World", only to find the ninth Doctor trying to impress a young girl.

Dirty boy.

This week, the intrepid Projecteers tackle the William Hartnell story "The Web Planet", (production code N).

We get caught up in the whole Regenergate (props to Doctor Who MHC) explosion.

We actually have emails from supposed listeners to read out.

And Barry Manilow fills his bag with Universal horror themed treats, in time for Halloween.

With all the highly offensive bits sloppily edited out, we present Episode 25.

As a bonus episode, we present our first stab at a commentary.

Paul and the Beastmaster attempt to talk all the way through the infamous series 2 episode "Love and Monsters".

Let us know if its any good, we have no idea. 

Ah Rose, the episode that signalled the birth of nu Who.

It lit the eternal fire that is Who fandom under many a child's bum, re-lit that same fire in lapsed fans the world over and inspired geeks to embrace the podcast.

Now listen to us rip the shit out of it.

Happy days.

The much delayed episode 22 is finally here.

This time, we focus our attention on 6th Doctor story "Revelation of the Daleks".

Due to our ongoing inability to manipulate time, this podcast is going out almost raw. Only a light sprinkle of editing has been applied. So expect none of our usual fancy tricks and sweet sherries. Not that we really do those anyway, but still.

And so we come to the 96 TV movie. 

Note how we fail to get excited by this

Marvel at how it quickly descends into an argument.

Wonder at how many times Chris says "anyway", to drag us back on subject, and sounds more annoyed every time.

We all went off to play drunken Singstar after this, stay tuned for a couple of really awful clips of that afterwards.

It's the Manimal special! This week we have a bumper news section. We give our mini reviews of "Scott Pilgrim vs the World" and "Monsters". But in the main event, we suckle at the teat of Manimal. Yes, we are still a Doctor Who podcast but we had a brilliant email from a listener that ties Manimal into the Whoniverse. Unfortunately we couldn't read it out because we lost it (please email it again and we'll read it next week).

WARNING: When we say skip on 1 minute to avoid a spoiler, best to make it 2.

Once more the horn of assembly has sounded. The slightly posh one and the two tossers have gathered to cast their gaze upon Carnival of Monsters. Along the way, they talk Who news, are shocked by what emerges from Barry Manilow's bag and indulge in some heavy plugging. You have been warned.

From the very depths of desperation comes our chaos special. With Chris off with a life threatening case of the sniffles, we stuck our thumbs in the pie of short Who DVDs, and came up sporting K-9 and Company. 

At last the 3 hosts are all back on board as we look at "The Aztecs" and episode 2 of "Sherlock".

Better late than never, or maybe not in our case. Anyway, here at last is the much delayed episode 16. Paul and the Beastmaster cast their gaze over The Nightmare Man and the first episode of Sherlock. 

It's our first classic series review. Offered up to The Beastmaster this week was "The Talons of Weng-Chiang". Also, during our drunken stumble towards some sort of a verdict, we talk of Twilight, Predators and our visit to the London Film and Comic Con.

It's the second half of our series 5 review this week. We announce the winners of the 2010 Eduardo's. Paul remains confused, while Big Pete remains worryingly sober. Listen out just before the end for the most unconvincing cry of Geranimo in recorded history, courtesy of the Beatmaster.

In this episode, we give our verdict on the first half of series 5. No Mister Chris this week, so Big Pete jumped in to help the two drunks stay on topic. He failed.

The team attempt to answer some of the questions left over from the final episode of series 5 "The Big Bang". Who is River Song? Who is the mysterious voice? What is the silence? Why do Paul's feet stink so? Has Chris really got fountain shaped bollocks? Most importantly, can Little Pete retain his crown as the Doctor Dolittle of Love?

This week, we celebrate the opening of the Pandorica (a new Indian restaurant in East London) by consuming lots of boozes and reviewing the latest episode of Doctor Who. Also, we talk openly about Automan and Manimal, have the lamest lightsaber duel since Obi-Wan got lucky against Darth Maul and our friend Mad Jim pops by to steal some beer.

This week the team take a look at "The Lodger". Expect the usual mix of bickering and name calling and as a special treat, because we've reached double figures, live mild violence.

In this week's episode the team look at "Vincent and the Doctor". This was recorded later in the day than usual, is slightly more boozy and contains a few more swears. Normal service will resume next week, when all the bollocks will be removed by usual editor Chris, and not left in by this episode's editor, Paul.

This week, the team take a look at "Cold Blood". Along the way Chris gets a new nickname, Little Pete invents a new swear and Paul makes an apology.

Paul admits an attraction to lizard women, The Man in the Street Little Pete reveals the many ways to pronounce Silurian and Chris continues to be the slightly posh one as they dissect the still concious episode of Doctor Who "The Hungry Earth".

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Paul and Chris attempt to determine if "Amy's Choice", was real or a dream and whether old people really contain eyeball monsters or just tea and biscuits.

In a break with tradition Chris, Paul and The Beastmaster talk about this week's episode of Doctor Who "The Vampires of Venice".

This week Chris, Paul and Man in the Street Little Pete (eventually) discuss "Flesh and Stone" and one of the team reveals a special relationship he has with cattle. Which one? Listen and the mystery will be solved...............yes it's Pete.

Chris, Paul and the man in the street ramble on about Sarah Jane Adventures, Dog Soldiers and The Valeyard before eventually remembering to talk about "The Time of Angels". Most importantly of course, they move one step closer to choosing a Dorothy.

Chris and Paul are joined by the man in the street little Pete and a cat with a slightly human face as they discuss "Victory of the Daleks".